Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3498. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 73.03 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3499. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 73.03 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3500. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 73.02 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3501. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 73.01 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3502. | akira (ayhatelove) | 73.01 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3503. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 73.00 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3504. | Slow typer (andre1999) | 72.99 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 3505. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 72.98 | 94% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3506. | awais (awaispk) | 72.97 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3507. | Jack (trongnghia4849) | 72.96 | 97% | 2018-10-11 |
| 3508. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 72.95 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 3509. | Jonathan (knightwulf) | 72.93 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 3510. | Memat (memat) | 72.93 | 95% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3511. | A (stoician) | 72.91 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 3512. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 72.91 | 95% | 2019-12-02 |
| 3513. | arz (arzr) | 72.91 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 3514. | Roland (radambc) | 72.89 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3515. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 72.89 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 3516. | emon (emontsang) | 72.88 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 3517. | malkin98 (malkin98) | 72.86 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 3518. | Brandon (blpreston) | 72.86 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 3519. | Dennis (sleepminusminus) | 72.85 | 94% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3520. | Trenten (guitars12) | 72.85 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| 3521. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 72.84 | 97% | 2020-06-19 |
| 3522. | Lt. Cmdr (zeman1337) | 72.84 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 3523. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 72.83 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 3524. | Davey (soulkill3r12) | 72.83 | 95% | 2019-01-16 |
| 3525. | Carmen (yaatty) | 72.82 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3526. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 72.82 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3527. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 72.81 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |