As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14870. | Zeona (zeonabanana) | 72.41 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 14871. | Edward (renai_05) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 14872. | Marco (oblq) | 72.41 | 97% | 2022-07-06 |
| 14873. | dwiz (dwizzley) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 14874. | handsomeguy (s0me0ne) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
| 14875. | Alexey (aleksn7) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 14876. | ujez (ujez) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 14877. | Travis (daltrav1) | 72.40 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 14878. | Alosson (tiger6654) | 72.39 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 14879. | Heavenly Demon (naresh_king) | 72.39 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 14880. | Hrijul (avius) | 72.39 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 14881. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 72.39 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 14882. | jayR (sirkarma) | 72.39 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
| 14883. | Sơn (sonbabys) | 72.39 | 98% | 2016-10-21 |
| 14884. | Papa_Yokai (papayokai) | 72.38 | 99.1% | 2024-01-17 |
| 14885. | Anish (mrznanes) | 72.38 | 96% | 2016-12-29 |
| 14886. | racoonsarecool (racoonsarec... | 72.37 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 14887. | Deni (deniuwu) | 72.37 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14888. | Chloe (coolchloe) | 72.37 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
| 14889. | Ryan (ysys9) | 72.37 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14890. | B.A. (slunkscene) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
| 14891. | Loom (loomchall) | 72.36 | 98% | 2024-07-01 |
| 14892. | y (ys26908) | 72.36 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14893. | Huggie tuggie (hugitugi) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 14894. | scollon (scollon) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 14895. | jTactics (jtactics) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 14896. | Miguel (gheed22) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 14897. | Jonah (jayk47_shawty) | 72.36 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 14898. | Charlotte (charliemulls) | 72.36 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
| 14899. | Carrie (cakac) | 72.36 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |