As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18170. | synseer (synseer) | 65.21 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
18171. | Quinn (cookiemonsterquinn) | 65.21 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
18172. | Woody (woody_wins_) | 65.21 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
18173. | Tremo (ahmedtremo) | 65.21 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
18174. | Siri (sireon) | 65.20 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
18175. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 65.20 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
18176. | codiguero (codiguero) | 65.20 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
18177. | Stell (melodramatic) | 65.20 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
18178. | David (canofb3ans) | 65.19 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
18179. | mugu (mugumugu) | 65.19 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
18180. | Shawkat (spulok) | 65.19 | 98% | 2016-10-17 |
18181. | Darrick (xkj888418) | 65.19 | 89% | 2015-10-04 |
18182. | harez (theharez) | 65.18 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
18183. | Kanat (ergeshmametuulukanat) | 65.18 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
18184. | Kieran (godquack) | 65.18 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
18185. | J (glizzydevourer) | 65.18 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
18186. | Rachana (rachanav) | 65.17 | 95% | 2022-03-18 |
18187. | Min Htin (minhtinmaung) | 65.17 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
18188. | Ioannis (ipaio) | 65.17 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
18189. | Abhinav (abhinavumangsingh189) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
18190. | Thomas (larryluciano) | 65.16 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
18191. | L (lvsf3) | 65.16 | 97% | 2023-02-12 |
18192. | Brigitte (brigittesniper) | 65.16 | 93% | 2016-01-21 |
18193. | rryann (rrrrryannnnnn) | 65.15 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
18194. | isam (sammyinsane) | 65.15 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
18195. | utsab (utsab987) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
18196. | Alb (alb_themighty) | 65.14 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
18197. | التونسي (gauss007) | 65.14 | 93% | 2015-06-30 |
18198. | Charles (cwayne) | 65.13 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
18199. | Darmato (darmato) | 65.13 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |