So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16247. | touchtypistro (namnoi38) | 74.48 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 16248. | A.S.M.777 (a_s_m_777) | 74.48 | 93% | 2021-08-22 |
| 16249. | YUDONOMI (yudonomi) | 74.48 | 99% | 2020-10-26 |
| 16250. | neko (nekoyuni) | 74.48 | 99% | 2019-12-01 |
| 16251. | Justin (12357911) | 74.48 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 16252. | Salman (xinvokeroffice) | 74.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 16253. | Toast (toastmaster127) | 74.47 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 16254. | Matthew (mbabbitt) | 74.47 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 16255. | skincancerforme (skincancer... | 74.47 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 16256. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 74.47 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 16257. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 74.47 | 95% | 2014-08-12 |
| 16258. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 74.45 | 97% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16259. | Ash (aelhag) | 74.45 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16260. | Zyko (cloud_234) | 74.45 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 16261. | Siberian (siberianexpress) | 74.45 | 94% | 2013-02-16 |
| 16262. | Enrique (optimus_line) | 74.45 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16263. | Ivan (ivansnavi) | 74.44 | 98% | 2017-06-24 |
| 16264. | Rachana (rachanav) | 74.44 | 96% | 2022-06-27 |
| 16265. | Golden guy (aggressor2007) | 74.44 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 16266. | Nicole (jad101228) | 74.44 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 16267. | vc (vc07885) | 74.43 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 16268. | Greg (gregmolick) | 74.43 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 16269. | Titus (dsouzatitus) | 74.43 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 16270. | Dima (dima14) | 74.42 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 16271. | WELLINGTON (luissluis202) | 74.42 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 16272. | Benny (typervain) | 74.42 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 16273. | Victor (painfly) | 74.42 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 16274. | theJuice (unc_tarheel) | 74.42 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 16275. | Jennifer (jennifrawr) | 74.42 | 93% | 2012-05-10 |
| 16276. | Cory (elqmilq) | 74.42 | 98% | 2014-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |