Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4095. | Sudip (donda) | 94.58 | 99.2% | 2025-04-27 |
| 4096. | TheLousyCheater (thelousych... | 94.58 | 99% | 2017-01-14 |
| 4097. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 94.56 | 98% | 2022-06-09 |
| 4098. | yong (topcool) | 94.56 | 98.3% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4099. | Albert (alblurt) | 94.55 | 99.2% | 2021-02-19 |
| 4100. | Suren (strongsuren) | 94.54 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 4101. | Akshay (akshay1314) | 94.53 | 98.3% | 2024-11-15 |
| 4102. | issa (issa_) | 94.52 | 95.9% | 2023-10-06 |
| 4103. | xjkan (xjkan) | 94.52 | 99% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4104. | junior (sukachik3n) | 94.51 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 4105. | sarai (yuki3721) | 94.51 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 4106. | DIGITEI COM A BUNDA (gel4ever) | 94.51 | 97% | 2020-02-05 |
| 4107. | Vignesh (viggie) | 94.49 | 99.1% | 2024-03-09 |
| 4108. | Will (shadzalt) | 94.49 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4109. | David (styrofoamboots1) | 94.49 | 99% | 2021-02-08 |
| 4110. | knife (kniferobinson) | 94.49 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 4111. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 94.48 | 94% | 2017-04-14 |
| 4112. | some guy that you used to k... | 94.48 | 97% | 2024-08-03 |
| 4113. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 94.48 | 96.9% | 2024-04-15 |
| 4114. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 94.48 | 96% | 2025-07-15 |
| 4115. | Quitters (race_pick_n_losers) | 94.48 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4116. | Nevi39 (yoshoki) | 94.47 | 97.6% | 2023-12-28 |
| 4117. | Bob (deinosor) | 94.47 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 4118. | Jonas (jonasng_) | 94.47 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 4119. | King (kingkong85) | 94.46 | 98% | 2024-01-28 |
| 4120. | Chris (cds530) | 94.46 | 92% | 2017-05-09 |
| 4121. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 94.45 | 97.9% | 2024-06-07 |
| 4122. | Andrew (altlearnsergo) | 94.45 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 4123. | jui/주이 (spdong) | 94.45 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
| 4124. | Xelqet (blahblahblah2c6) | 94.45 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |