As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10144. | Kun (kunparekh18) | 83.36 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 10145. | LaShawn (lashawnious) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 10146. | Connor DVORAK (deepwaterbus) | 83.36 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 10147. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 83.36 | 93% | 2015-09-29 |
| 10148. | Tom (combsto) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 10149. | Robbie T (robbietempleman) | 83.35 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 10150. | mole (molestar) | 83.35 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 10151. | Lio (tap_dancing) | 83.35 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 10152. | adderal junkie (dari0) | 83.35 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 10153. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 83.35 | 94% | 2021-12-27 |
| 10154. | Otto (ottis) | 83.34 | 92% | 2016-05-13 |
| 10155. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 83.34 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
| 10156. | blendin (blendin11) | 83.34 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
| 10157. | Gideon (gwong97) | 83.34 | 94% | 2016-12-21 |
| 10158. | Roy (roypon11) | 83.33 | 94% | 2016-01-26 |
| 10159. | Sandra (sandra_gun) | 83.33 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 10160. | percocets167 (prxnxcb) | 83.32 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10161. | Max (chariotrider) | 83.32 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10162. | Adrian (bobsgotepicskills) | 83.32 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10163. | Darien (devonent) | 83.32 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 10164. | dinqissa (dinqissa) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 10165. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 83.32 | 95% | 2015-06-05 |
| 10166. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.32 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10167. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 83.32 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
| 10168. | Xenophon (xenophon01) | 83.31 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 10169. | Esper (g_esper) | 83.31 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10170. | SPEEEED (kqhmaoerqnjgmfbpeh... | 83.31 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10171. | Rachael (rachael123456) | 83.31 | 98.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10172. | mouse (endotheca) | 83.31 | 97% | 2023-03-03 |
| 10173. | Brian (briansu) | 83.31 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |