As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14735. | eXoF (exof) | 72.80 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 14736. | Leriut (leriut) | 72.80 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14737. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14738. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 72.80 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 14739. | Kaze_Fujii (kaze_alpaca) | 72.79 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 14740. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 72.79 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 14741. | pam (mik0wle3e) | 72.79 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 14742. | Hefty (hefty001) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14743. | Pearce (duezot) | 72.79 | 90% | 2017-05-23 |
| 14744. | ⏦ (ether_) | 72.79 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| 14745. | ice boi (__ghiaccio__) | 72.78 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14746. | CJ (blacky_08) | 72.78 | 95.8% | 2024-09-01 |
| 14747. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 72.78 | 88% | 2015-12-31 |
| 14748. | ᴅᴏɴɢ² (feindae) | 72.78 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 14749. | kc (kcp14344) | 72.78 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 14750. | Kelli (kellil08) | 72.78 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14751. | tofu (dofoolee) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14752. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 72.77 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 14753. | ekoth (ekoth) | 72.77 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 14754. | John (lightblue1) | 72.77 | 92% | 2017-03-14 |
| 14755. | Y.R.E. (rovvy) | 72.76 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 14756. | Logan (classrock55) | 72.76 | 92% | 2015-07-19 |
| 14757. | Greti (greti) | 72.76 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
| 14758. | Artin (artinmk) | 72.75 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 14759. | PickleCork (proogle_can) | 72.75 | 95% | 2021-11-14 |
| 14760. | mbayunugraha (buludomba) | 72.75 | 89% | 2016-06-07 |
| 14761. | Joe (joeblob) | 72.74 | 96% | 2025-01-31 |
| 14762. | Skeptic (haseebulhamza) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14763. | John Paul (aliasjp) | 72.74 | 94% | 2017-09-24 |
| 14764. | Kicker (kickermasu) | 72.73 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |