The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17414. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 76.17 | 94% | 2015-02-15 |
| 17415. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 76.16 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17416. | ruden (ruden) | 76.16 | 95% | 2014-10-09 |
| 17417. | redram3n (blackram3n) | 76.16 | 96.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17418. | Ko3nn (ko3nn) | 76.16 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 17419. | Chaim (chaim) | 76.16 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 17420. | Lucas (lucastds) | 76.16 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 17421. | Aleks (alexmandev_3) | 76.15 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 17422. | Luke (soradoespc) | 76.15 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 17423. | Leon (leon22) | 76.15 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 17424. | Willy (will_hadinata) | 76.15 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 17425. | Tong (tongvu) | 76.15 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 17426. | Ashley (rmburo) | 76.15 | — | 2009-09-27 |
| 17427. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 76.14 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 17428. | Zaran (zaran) | 76.14 | 92% | 2012-01-03 |
| 17429. | Michael (donut_man) | 76.14 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 17430. | Gay (fujikage999) | 76.13 | 95% | 2020-09-21 |
| 17431. | Sepida (heartofthemoon) | 76.13 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 17432. | patoo (jiahao8) | 76.13 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 17433. | Martin (palchone) | 76.13 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17434. | æ (ac343) | 76.13 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 17435. | Bruno (bruno_2) | 76.13 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 17436. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 76.13 | 97% | 2019-06-23 |
| 17437. | Chibi (xchilla) | 76.13 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 17438. | Lee (dona3315) | 76.13 | 96% | 2012-05-03 |
| 17439. | Amr (amrstien) | 76.12 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 17440. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 76.12 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17441. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 76.12 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 17442. | Utkarsh (ugoel911) | 76.12 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 17443. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 76.12 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |