I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15495. | Rowan (xfuture) | 74.11 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 15496. | Razor Red Rage (ayyaz_nemesis) | 74.11 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 15497. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 74.11 | 95% | 2022-10-22 |
| 15498. | a (mb031) | 74.11 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 15499. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 74.11 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 15500. | Kitlion (nmthanh08) | 74.11 | 92% | 2015-10-11 |
| 15501. | Warren (berkshire) | 74.11 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 15502. | IamUrs (i_am_urs) | 74.10 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 15503. | da (kushal3553) | 74.10 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 15504. | ghost (ghostlyop) | 74.10 | 95% | 2025-03-22 |
| 15505. | louminis (louminis) | 74.10 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 15506. | Elgamal (elgamal) | 74.10 | 98% | 2022-07-06 |
| 15507. | C (cpandar) | 74.10 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 15508. | Dark (darkoperativez) | 74.10 | 95.9% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15509. | Sargis (sargispro) | 74.10 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15510. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 74.10 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 15511. | Ladolover (ferrorobroom) | 74.09 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15512. | GBT (r_tog) | 74.09 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 15513. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 74.09 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
| 15514. | Aditya (vastolorde95) | 74.09 | 86% | 2017-03-20 |
| 15515. | Null (chicken1996) | 74.09 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 15516. | Maervince (maervince) | 74.09 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 15517. | Holyradiance (holyradiance) | 74.08 | 95% | 2015-11-04 |
| 15518. | Kevin (tigonridge) | 74.08 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 15519. | Hydratictheta (flobosthefish) | 74.08 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 15520. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 74.08 | 96% | 2017-04-01 |
| 15521. | Tortipus (blazux) | 74.07 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15522. | Manic (sohamudasi) | 74.07 | 95% | 2024-11-27 |
| 15523. | Justin (justintam556) | 74.07 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15524. | Andrei (trimple) | 74.06 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |