And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16849. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 84.63 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 16850. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 84.63 | 94% | 2016-05-27 |
| 16851. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 84.62 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16852. | CASH (westcash) | 84.62 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 16853. | wawang (wangzfu) | 84.62 | 95% | 2012-08-04 |
| 16854. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 84.62 | 95% | 2015-12-08 |
| 16855. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 84.62 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
| 16856. | Ashkan (ashkan) | 84.61 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 16857. | caydran (caydran) | 84.61 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 16858. | damn'apostrophs!! (xaoo) | 84.61 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 16859. | j (luxlunae) | 84.60 | 96% | 2014-10-09 |
| 16860. | Mark (mark_j) | 84.60 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 16861. | Zezzel (zezzel) | 84.60 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 16862. | jim (pstengyawa) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 16863. | Bảo An (hoangbaoan1901) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 16864. | angelo (patuasic) | 84.59 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 16865. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 84.58 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 16866. | Catman817 (catman817) | 84.58 | 96.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16867. | Jj (issajacob) | 84.58 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16868. | Antti (urquanmaster) | 84.58 | 98% | 2014-10-24 |
| 16869. | Alorence (alorence) | 84.58 | 89% | 2014-10-22 |
| 16870. | hwingu (hwingu) | 84.58 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 16871. | GBT (r_tog) | 84.58 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 16872. | Matt (mattypoo22) | 84.57 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 16873. | Chung (chung223) | 84.57 | 97% | 2011-06-15 |
| 16874. | asdf (peechzz) | 84.57 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 16875. | MiazMe (pmax) | 84.57 | 100% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16876. | david (dcrosby2718) | 84.56 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 16877. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 16878. | Tudor (tudorr) | 84.56 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |