I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14209. | Kyle (kyle27larson) | 77.05 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 14210. | Niconii (nicopai_) | 77.05 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14211. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 77.05 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 14212. | Adrian (zack491) | 77.05 | 98% | 2015-06-28 |
| 14213. | dinislam (dinislamds) | 77.04 | 96.6% | 2023-08-29 |
| 14214. | Chy (chy_) | 77.04 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 14215. | Kuba (lostnamexd01) | 77.03 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 14216. | Henry (ambandi) | 77.03 | 97.6% | 2025-05-03 |
| 14217. | Zeldriz (zeldrizpiety_) | 77.03 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 14218. | memet (hdytxr) | 77.03 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14219. | เป็ดฟ้า (blueju) | 77.03 | 91% | 2015-05-09 |
| 14220. | Jai (jais) | 77.02 | 98% | 2015-11-11 |
| 14221. | Oleg (oleg27) | 77.02 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14222. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 77.02 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 14223. | Alice (alice_guo) | 77.02 | 97% | 2015-06-22 |
| 14224. | Thomas (thomas70) | 77.02 | 99% | 2019-05-01 |
| 14225. | Jake (jaketypz) | 77.01 | 96.3% | 2024-02-12 |
| 14226. | Robbie (r_obbi_e) | 77.01 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 14227. | shawty (pogchampion1969) | 77.01 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14228. | RiskyBiskits (riskybiskits) | 77.00 | 95.8% | 2024-01-03 |
| 14229. | qWudge (qwudge) | 77.00 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 14230. | Joe (joemama763) | 77.00 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 14231. | dawid (nuclearmansnothot) | 77.00 | 95% | 2023-08-20 |
| 14232. | Bugrits (bugritsmeister) | 77.00 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14233. | vikash (vkas990) | 77.00 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 14234. | Grimes (grimesz) | 77.00 | 95% | 2015-07-14 |
| 14235. | Piet (jompie) | 77.00 | 96% | 2016-09-13 |
| 14236. | банки (goldsteinbanks) | 76.99 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 14237. | Jenner (jenrzzz) | 76.99 | 96.1% | 2024-10-09 |
| 14238. | Rick (cowisboss) | 76.99 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |