I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8550. | Nahwhal (choochoolane) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 8551. | Jen (ethima) | 89.56 | 97.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8552. | alana (alanina) | 89.55 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8553. | James (jomax101) | 89.55 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 8554. | M Ali +923104362942 (35wppm) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8555. | BOB (mroglan) | 89.55 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 8556. | joromm (joromm) | 89.55 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 8557. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.55 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8558. | Julian (julian990132) | 89.54 | 96.4% | 2025-01-25 |
| 8559. | ahm4dd (ahm4dd) | 89.54 | 98% | 2024-12-24 |
| 8560. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 89.54 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8561. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 89.54 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
| 8562. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 89.54 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8563. | Said (saidahror_2021) | 89.53 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8564. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 8565. | Hillary (typeymane) | 89.53 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 8566. | Jewy (winniedepooh) | 89.52 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8567. | Robert (r_miller3) | 89.52 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8568. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 89.52 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 8569. | Eric (bignuthd) | 89.51 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8570. | Johnny (lichtst4ria) | 89.51 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8571. | Mark (mrasta) | 89.51 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 8572. | Michael (pigophone) | 89.51 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8573. | Code (codename47) | 89.50 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8574. | Paul (yangaapaul) | 89.50 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 8575. | cowboy (cowboy_behop) | 89.50 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8576. | David (funnerer) | 89.50 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 8577. | Paul (jinzonam) | 89.50 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 8578. | indiga (spacefunk) | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8579. | jserv23 (jserv23) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |