I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10990. | Soup (k2824262) | 83.93 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
| 10991. | MarkyMark (llcss) | 83.92 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 10992. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 83.92 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10993. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 83.92 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 10994. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 83.92 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 10995. | Marcin (marzelin) | 83.92 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| 10996. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 83.92 | 99% | 2017-06-24 |
| 10997. | Rooster (darkjdm) | 83.92 | 93% | 2017-04-23 |
| 10998. | Alejandro (stohess2012) | 83.91 | 98% | 2025-04-16 |
| 10999. | Weather (heavy_weather) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 11000. | ionut (ionut_red) | 83.91 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 11001. | Eric (grooster99) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 11002. | z (zde4d) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 11003. | tobias (thandschin) | 83.91 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 11004. | Hasandi (sandipatriawan) | 83.91 | 99% | 2020-06-25 |
| 11005. | Jebaited (barered278) | 83.91 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 11006. | Jason (r_matey) | 83.90 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 11007. | DVO (dvodot) | 83.89 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 11008. | Haseeb (noob11169) | 83.89 | 97% | 2025-06-16 |
| 11009. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 83.89 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11010. | bloomy (atsu) | 83.89 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 11011. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 83.89 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11012. | DJ (derrejchen) | 83.88 | 90% | 2017-03-12 |
| 11013. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 83.88 | 97% | 2016-10-05 |
| 11014. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 83.87 | 97.3% | 2025-04-12 |
| 11015. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 83.87 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 11016. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 83.86 | 98.3% | 2025-01-26 |
| 11017. | scubtle (scrubsworth) | 83.86 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 11018. | Adam (whalsey1) | 83.86 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11019. | Chase (chasericker003) | 83.86 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |