Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23182. | T•rt•ise (gocool21) | 64.00 | 97% | 2013-12-14 |
| 23183. | Farhan (farhan2011) | 64.00 | 94% | 2012-08-23 |
| 23184. | Farhan (fayaan) | 63.99 | 96% | 2019-08-04 |
| 23185. | Thanos (thanossonofalars) | 63.99 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 23186. | izzy (isobelalternate) | 63.99 | 96.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 23187. | Tauriel (tauriel) | 63.99 | 98% | 2015-11-23 |
| 23188. | Joel (joel48) | 63.99 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 23189. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 63.99 | 96% | 2016-06-15 |
| 23190. | Pouya (pouyal) | 63.98 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 23191. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 63.98 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 23192. | Phire (phire_xic) | 63.98 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 23193. | kektor (kektorkuan) | 63.98 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 23194. | Litheas (litheas) | 63.98 | 89% | 2017-04-22 |
| 23195. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 63.98 | 94% | 2013-09-22 |
| 23196. | edwtpnd (edwtpnd1) | 63.98 | 96% | 2011-06-16 |
| 23197. | Heef (heef) | 63.98 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 23198. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 63.97 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 23199. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 63.97 | 98.8% | 2023-08-14 |
| 23200. | Robert (meph87) | 63.97 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 23201. | jeff (jeffersongtg) | 63.97 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 23202. | fuzzy (trulyneurofuzzy) | 63.97 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 23203. | Quinlan (deval) | 63.97 | 91% | 2011-08-09 |
| 23204. | Khoa (carpentersf) | 63.97 | 94% | 2013-09-01 |
| 23205. | Hinanawi (kanade0210) | 63.96 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 23206. | Willie (williewho) | 63.96 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 23207. | Nick (twisternick6) | 63.96 | 95.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23208. | Howard (kyutal) | 63.96 | 94% | 2017-06-09 |
| 23209. | Jacob (gaycob) | 63.96 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 23210. | typer (rochie545) | 63.96 | 94% | 2014-08-09 |
| 23211. | Kin (kccchiu) | 63.96 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |