I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16516. | Snorlax0563 (snorlax0563) | 71.97 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 16517. | SlowTyper (multi21seb) | 71.97 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 16518. | I'm Only Human After All (y... | 71.96 | 94% | 2025-04-04 |
| 16519. | Nuwaisir (nuwaisir) | 71.96 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 16520. | Abay (aaubakirov) | 71.95 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 16521. | Youssef (youssef_ait_bihi) | 71.95 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| 16522. | Dylan (minato0910) | 71.95 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 16523. | Mikke (bloodsms) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 16524. | Thock (mechanicalkeyswitch) | 71.94 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 16525. | Soma (shokugeki) | 71.94 | 95% | 2019-04-24 |
| 16526. | a (donkey345) | 71.93 | 97.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 16527. | KTDM (ktdm) | 71.93 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 16528. | Chuck (chuck_8667) | 71.93 | 96.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 16529. | Vladimir (cxzpwnedlolz) | 71.93 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 16530. | Rocco (roccopricy) | 71.93 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 16531. | Haikal (haykalsaliba) | 71.93 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 16532. | 龍宴 (techceltic) | 71.92 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 16533. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 71.92 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
| 16534. | Abdallah (trabzkeyboard10) | 71.92 | 96.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 16535. | Erick (gunshyy) | 71.92 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 16536. | ObiWanKeyboardobi (obiwanke... | 71.92 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 16537. | Vibes (insidious_vibes) | 71.91 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 16538. | Bún Bò (snowk49) | 71.91 | 96% | 2020-09-27 |
| 16539. | Nathaniel (njz2) | 71.91 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 16540. | happy (happy_meal) | 71.91 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 16541. | GreenOwl (green_owl_1_head) | 71.91 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 16542. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 71.91 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 16543. | Master (trikoi00) | 71.91 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 16544. | Fred (fredizzimo) | 71.91 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 16545. | Alien Alien (bbq_alien) | 71.90 | 93% | 2017-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |