As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14392. | Simon (simon809) | 73.62 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
14393. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 73.62 | 97% | 2015-06-09 |
14394. | Anthony (adygor2) | 73.61 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
14395. | Elon (elonmuskett) | 73.61 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
14396. | Alexander (dencyh) | 73.61 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
14397. | Rekzy (harry5841) | 73.61 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
14398. | learning how (iamimago) | 73.61 | 88% | 2017-03-05 |
14399. | Cameron (stolenbullet) | 73.60 | 92% | 2016-09-20 |
14400. | 799 (khs4126428) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
14401. | Ichigo (not_ichigo) | 73.60 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
14402. | Mustache (mysterymustache) | 73.60 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
14403. | Leonardo Da Vinci Carlo (ld... | 73.60 | 96% | 2016-08-22 |
14404. | Itakashi (eqolibreum) | 73.60 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
14405. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 73.59 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
14406. | Aisyah (momogi13) | 73.59 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
14407. | Jame (jameza010) | 73.59 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
14408. | Polovski (locluc) | 73.58 | 95% | 2025-02-25 |
14409. | Anshdeep (shriftyy) | 73.58 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
14410. | r4nd0m (r4nd0m) | 73.58 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
14411. | Drew (yvngcrayon) | 73.58 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
14412. | Trrrrrcy (trrrrrcy) | 73.57 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
14413. | Ivan (kolundez) | 73.57 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
14414. | Daniel (dan__) | 73.57 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
14415. | bob (l30_g1r0n) | 73.57 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
14416. | RektByA10YearOld (rektbya10... | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
14417. | Kek_LordDvorak (kek_lorddvo... | 73.57 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
14418. | hacker (vonminitorxi) | 73.56 | 95% | 2022-08-08 |
14419. | Andrew (narchio) | 73.56 | 92% | 2017-02-12 |
14420. | Osusu (osusuosusu) | 73.56 | 97.7% | 2023-07-15 |
14421. | Menahem (m122) | 73.56 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |