The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10861. | omer (sashasin) | 98.84 | 97% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10862. | John (rileytolentino13) | 98.84 | 99% | 2019-08-31 |
| 10863. | Mica (thumbles) | 98.83 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10864. | Matt (rodo_) | 98.83 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 10865. | a (artsu354) | 98.83 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 10866. | Melissa (melissathatsme) | 98.83 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 10867. | Nicholas (squidward_tortell... | 98.82 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 10868. | ollir (ollir) | 98.82 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 10869. | Maggie (migggggie) | 98.82 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 10870. | Felix (gamernyasar) | 98.82 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 10871. | Suren (strongsuren) | 98.82 | 99% | 2018-03-28 |
| 10872. | Tobias (laaaveri) | 98.82 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 10873. | Luka (garicluka) | 98.81 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10874. | Sidveed (sidveed) | 98.81 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 10875. | Alex (shiew) | 98.81 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10876. | Josephus (josephus) | 98.81 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
| 10877. | Jordan (zumoshi) | 98.80 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| 10878. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 98.80 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 10879. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 98.80 | 99% | 2022-03-02 |
| 10880. | Macy (macylace) | 98.80 | 97.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 10881. | Jashua (stelless) | 98.80 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 10882. | Am1n (vividus) | 98.80 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 10883. | Pristine (r3v3l4ti0n) | 98.80 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 10884. | Jimmy (jkit) | 98.79 | 92% | 2012-01-02 |
| 10885. | Roger (mcrog) | 98.79 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| 10886. | Max (hooterr) | 98.78 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 10887. | Eric (hoosabubble) | 98.77 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 10888. | jellyrajah (jellyrajah) | 98.76 | 93% | 2016-02-06 |
| 10889. | 1amyh (laln) | 98.75 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 10890. | Lotti (princess_lotti) | 98.75 | 98% | 2015-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |