I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5452. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 100.45 | 97% | 2023-03-14 |
| 5453. | adin (thedvoraktypist) | 100.44 | 95% | 2025-11-07 |
| 5454. | piglet (slaylet) | 100.44 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5455. | Mitch (condos) | 100.44 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 5456. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 100.43 | 97.6% | 2023-11-21 |
| 5457. | Ko (__lo) | 100.43 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5458. | Wuchereria (wuchereria) | 100.43 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5459. | ryan (frustrate) | 100.43 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5460. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 100.42 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 5461. | kt (kt1312) | 100.41 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 5462. | bob (tyuro) | 100.41 | 98% | 2025-04-22 |
| 5463. | Smeej (smeej) | 100.41 | 98.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 5464. | Lindsay (math314) | 100.41 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5465. | Dmitry (voidpointer64) | 100.41 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5466. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 100.41 | 99% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5467. | Richard (rockpile) | 100.41 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 5468. | Sean (seanso952) | 100.39 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 5469. | Ruurd (r3ddust) | 100.39 | 97.7% | 2024-02-23 |
| 5470. | ain'tgotnotype (kipkipk) | 100.39 | 96% | 2017-03-25 |
| 5471. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 100.38 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 5472. | Neal (speedy_shres) | 100.37 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5473. | David (dcoh91) | 100.36 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 5474. | Thundering (electricbiscuit) | 100.36 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 5475. | getfingrd (piggo1228) | 100.35 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 5476. | Garrett (fallencatzz) | 100.35 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 5477. | klokl (klokl1) | 100.35 | 98.7% | 2023-08-16 |
| 5478. | angie :) (angwie) | 100.35 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 5479. | ibrahim (xibmx) | 100.35 | 95.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 5480. | Kneena (hercule) | 100.35 | 90% | 2017-01-30 |
| 5481. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 100.34 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |