Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 420. | Darko (darkofiend) | 109.52 | 96% | 2018-08-10 |
| 421. | Bill Tinn (tearsinrain) | 109.52 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 422. | tiramisu🐇 (pkpeekay) | 109.51 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
| 423. | Rec (typerec) | 109.51 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 424. | M&W (wmichaelwhitlock) | 109.46 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 425. | Shaan (shaaaaaan) | 109.41 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 426. | Benson (astriker) | 109.34 | 99% | 2018-12-29 |
| 427. | Samuli (st6er) | 109.33 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 428. | use appropriate username (w... | 109.28 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 429. | Typer Shark (teodorrd27) | 109.26 | 100% | 2018-08-30 |
| 430. | heartbeats (jack777) | 109.24 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 431. | Mellon (mellon19) | 109.23 | 99% | 2019-01-10 |
| 432. | (sputype) | 109.21 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 433. | ksit (furysummoner) | 109.19 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 434. | (macieje) | 109.17 | 96% | 2019-10-19 |
| 435. | Damon (tobypleb) | 109.15 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 436. | (r3al) | 109.12 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 437. | omg get ready we are going ... | 109.08 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 438. | zoger (blade8227) | 109.05 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 439. | Hafma (somaliangirl) | 109.03 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 440. | Jig (jigwig24) | 108.97 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 441. | Akza (akza) | 108.84 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 442. | Oilers in 6 (xxcrunchyyt) | 108.82 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 443. | Fayr (fayr) | 108.66 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 444. | Itamar K. (itakor9) | 108.63 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 445. | Skylos (skylos) | 108.62 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
| 446. | Sean (seanzie) | 108.61 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 447. | say (sayjay) | 108.59 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| 448. | Mat (tencion) | 108.54 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 449. | Alex (hirage) | 108.52 | 98% | 2018-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |