Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3526. | D (dwizzle59) | 104.88 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 3527. | Rick (codeblock) | 104.88 | 94% | 2016-05-29 |
| 3528. | dumblit (dumblityerrr) | 104.88 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3529. | Anthony (hpwindows) | 104.88 | 96% | 2015-02-27 |
| 3530. | sandbox (sandboxes) | 104.88 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 3531. | marius (marius_) | 104.88 | 98% | 2012-11-11 |
| 3532. | Bobbatron (bobbatron808) | 104.87 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 3533. | Nathan (sempiterna) | 104.86 | 98% | 2014-07-24 |
| 3534. | A (antykingfish2) | 104.86 | 100% | 2017-11-10 |
| 3535. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 104.86 | 98% | 2014-06-06 |
| 3536. | Alex (alexjd99) | 104.85 | 97.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 3537. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 104.85 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 3538. | Rob (shopwired) | 104.85 | 85% | 2016-12-10 |
| 3539. | Erik (dasklumpital) | 104.85 | 96% | 2013-03-11 |
| 3540. | The Dutch Cat (nmessick) | 104.84 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 3541. | sicx (sicx) | 104.84 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 3542. | Gunner (qwertypreserving) | 104.83 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 3543. | Danny (msplayer) | 104.83 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 3544. | ζЇЍϊЯ (jinir) | 104.82 | 98% | 2016-01-02 |
| 3545. | rngy (rngyy) | 104.82 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3546. | James (jaaammes) | 104.81 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3547. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 104.80 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 3548. | shryu (shryu) | 104.80 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 3549. | Guest (6uest) | 104.79 | 100% | 2011-10-05 |
| 3550. | Collin (collin01) | 104.78 | 100% | 2012-02-20 |
| 3551. | Razgrizaces (razgrizaces) | 104.76 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 3552. | mtgap (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 104.75 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 3553. | Slow (noob) | 104.75 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 3554. | Mudslide (dmonahan727) | 104.74 | 93% | 2013-10-26 |
| 3555. | Josh (vballdart) | 104.74 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |