I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1783. | march (aarchmapril) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 1784. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.19 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1785. | haniel monki (ivious) | 89.19 | 95.2% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1786. | Marina (mbayless123) | 89.18 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1787. | oreo (e00d) | 89.18 | 96.1% | 2024-05-22 |
| 1788. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 89.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1789. | YY_un (yy_un) | 89.13 | 98.4% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1790. | Birdman (birdman13) | 89.12 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1791. | hero (iknowhtml) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1792. | Scon (sconball) | 89.10 | 96.6% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1793. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 89.10 | 97.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1794. | Constantijn (fireline) | 89.09 | 98.5% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1795. | touch grass (midca) | 89.09 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1796. | Lyric (lyric39) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1797. | academ (academ) | 89.07 | 97% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1798. | Sterling Wolf (sterlingwolf) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1799. | Phuc Hoang Pham (lol1henta1) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| 1800. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 89.06 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1801. | Amro (hummus18_) | 89.05 | 96.8% | 2024-04-04 |
| 1802. | Rehv (arjay_es) | 89.05 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1803. | Joy (joypark21) | 89.04 | 97.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1804. | Naqet (naqet) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1805. | Yoisme30 (lializs) | 88.99 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 1806. | Ateeq (typerinsan3) | 88.98 | 96% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1807. | Apathos (apathosss) | 88.98 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1808. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 88.98 | 97.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1809. | PinkTheLongNeck (pinkthelon... | 88.97 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 1810. | Siper647 (siper647) | 88.97 | 95.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1811. | megham (megh4m) | 88.96 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1812. | imdumb (dm876875) | 88.95 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |