And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2502. | kinggimped (davers) | 124.40 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 2503. | G (ggggggggggggggg) | 124.40 | 92% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2504. | Ryan (ryann4607) | 124.39 | 98% | 2011-10-21 |
| 2505. | zqjxkv (zqjkxv) | 124.39 | 92% | 2011-10-14 |
| 2506. | Carson (jaboigerald) | 124.38 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2507. | Laki (lakiot) | 124.38 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 2508. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 124.37 | 100% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2509. | Patrick (patrickmorgansns) | 124.37 | 96% | 2013-11-18 |
| 2510. | Vuh (_trueasian_) | 124.36 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2511. | Saura (saura) | 124.35 | 98% | 2011-10-29 |
| 2512. | Theo (theodoretliu) | 124.35 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 2513. | Tyler72 (mclaren1) | 124.35 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 2514. | empty (emptygesh) | 124.35 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 2515. | Austin (chelytenens) | 124.34 | 96% | 2012-06-18 |
| 2516. | Kevslinger (kevslinger) | 124.33 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2517. | Subby (sublimekiss) | 124.33 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 2518. | bmquig5 (quigley245) | 124.32 | 98.8% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2519. | Erin Erin Erin (vanhammersly) | 124.31 | 96% | 2014-07-20 |
| 2520. | A (asegesta) | 124.31 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 2521. | Vince (iamvincanity) | 124.30 | 100% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2522. | Dan (ramadanl) | 124.30 | 99% | 2016-10-17 |
| 2523. | Sub (subhype) | 124.27 | 96% | 2014-08-10 |
| 2524. | I forgot (sammuelp1399) | 124.26 | 98% | 2014-10-07 |
| 2525. | Chantal (elegancious) | 124.26 | 94% | 2016-07-13 |
| 2526. | Amy (amymartika) | 124.25 | 92% | 2015-10-16 |
| 2527. | Grant (grantly) | 124.25 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 2528. | josh (rudgerx) | 124.23 | 99% | 2019-05-02 |
| 2529. | Q (quintillion) | 124.23 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 2530. | Tyler (tylerrobb) | 124.22 | 97% | 2013-06-07 |
| 2531. | nils (nilers) | 124.22 | 100% | 2015-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |