I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2915. | ngoc huy nam (destroy_the_w... | 115.99 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2916. | keeganchan (forcherie3) | 115.97 | 97% | 2023-06-05 |
| 2917. | Joe (jhodgejdh) | 115.97 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 2918. | Eldergod of the Universe (l... | 115.96 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2919. | Hen (sharoop) | 115.96 | 98% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2920. | (dontmesswith) | 115.96 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2921. | (warren467) | 115.94 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 2922. | (samitariq94) | 115.94 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 2923. | Modern (modernsupport) | 115.94 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 2924. | Jose (wummelmaze) | 115.93 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 2925. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 115.92 | 98% | 2026-04-20 |
| 2926. | こお (koo_ty) | 115.91 | 96.3% | 2023-06-14 |
| 2927. | overfitt (overfitt) | 115.91 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 2928. | gsus152 (gsus152) | 115.91 | 99% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2929. | Saravan (saravanangct) | 115.89 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2930. | (beanut) | 115.89 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 2931. | Sean (polosauris) | 115.88 | 100% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2932. | Rado (radoko) | 115.88 | 97% | 2025-07-28 |
| 2933. | (potatium) | 115.88 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 2934. | Desh (quickzero) | 115.88 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 2935. | alostman (slowtypist199) | 115.88 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 2936. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 115.88 | 99% | 2017-03-08 |
| 2937. | polt (poltt) | 115.87 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2938. | Chi (chiphan1993) | 115.86 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2939. | joe (lerler246) | 115.86 | 100% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2940. | fert (magus488) | 115.83 | 100% | 2024-09-16 |
| 2941. | (alextypes100) | 115.83 | 99.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2942. | Hugh (olowken) | 115.82 | 99% | 2022-09-07 |
| 2943. | cars (carrovroomvroom) | 115.81 | 98.8% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2944. | Noah (wackymolewat) | 115.81 | 99% | 2024-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |