Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1190. | Flame (nguyen1ng) | 91.29 | 95% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1191. | erk (estalow) | 91.27 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1192. | Marek (ksydry) | 91.26 | 97% | 2017-10-19 |
| 1193. | Holo (fjordsen) | 91.25 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1194. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| 1195. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 91.24 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1196. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-02-11 |
| 1197. | wayne (nonlimit) | 91.22 | 99% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1198. | Myshkin (kerouaz) | 91.22 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 1199. | Bruno (armitageb) | 91.22 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1200. | Lasse (pwnchap) | 91.22 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1201. | Joeart (joeart) | 91.19 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1202. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 91.18 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1203. | Andrew (mcentag) | 91.17 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 1204. | Tommy (tortipous) | 91.16 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1205. | Riley (tatty2004) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 1206. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 91.08 | 96% | 2018-11-10 |
| 1207. | L (l____t) | 91.06 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1208. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 91.05 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1209. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1210. | altaire (notchrubble) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 1211. | Chase (kebabsandoz) | 90.94 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 1212. | Chad (chadadada) | 90.93 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| 1213. | Casual (arrafi121) | 90.93 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 1214. | Antonio (chipain) | 90.91 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1215. | thompson (snowpeopld) | 90.86 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1216. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 90.84 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1217. | yong (topcool) | 90.84 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 1218. | BIll (tangyuha) | 90.84 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 1219. | elnino (elnio2803) | 90.83 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |