I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2703. | Hysteria (piimpjttv) | 117.18 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2704. | Moy (moy280) | 117.17 | 97.6% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2705. | (yeekidd) | 117.17 | 100% | 2022-01-07 |
| 2706. | Jard (dogspa) | 117.15 | 99.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2707. | Dongwoo (dongwoo0504) | 117.15 | 98.2% | 2025-04-02 |
| 2708. | 信 (t11xl) | 117.15 | 98.8% | 2024-01-01 |
| 2709. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 117.15 | 100% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2710. | Calvin (toush_) | 117.15 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2711. | (treje) | 117.14 | 99% | 2022-03-05 |
| 2712. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 117.13 | 99% | 2022-06-13 |
| 2713. | Becca (beckybonez) | 117.10 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2714. | Jono (jonodvorak) | 117.10 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 2715. | poopy (caliphron) | 117.08 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 2716. | nizika (shouronpou) | 117.08 | 98.3% | 2023-06-10 |
| 2717. | MUDAMUDAMUDA (likevin) | 117.07 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 2718. | (usloppyuwu) | 117.05 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 2719. | primeta (primeta) | 117.04 | 99% | 2024-04-29 |
| 2720. | Conor (ulcha2) | 117.04 | 97.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 2721. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 117.04 | 99% | 2018-12-16 |
| 2722. | Davelkling (davelkling) | 117.01 | 97% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2723. | Nikolai (nikolai2000) | 117.01 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2724. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 117.00 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 2725. | slacker (theslacker) | 117.00 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| 2726. | Linh Trương (sanmboiboi) | 117.00 | 98% | 2017-04-08 |
| 2727. | Eric (watermeloans) | 116.99 | 100% | 2020-05-10 |
| 2728. | Salmon (pillowend) | 116.99 | 99% | 2017-10-26 |
| 2729. | joeysavage (joeysavage) | 116.99 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2730. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 116.98 | 99.4% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2731. | Questionable (questionablec... | 116.96 | 100% | 2021-06-14 |
| 2732. | Sourav (sourav1230) | 116.96 | 99% | 2019-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |