And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9060. | (haviihavii) | 99.61 | 95% | 2014-10-04 |
| 9061. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 99.61 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9062. | Veronica (init2winit) | 99.61 | 96% | 2014-01-29 |
| 9063. | Leonard (lentan) | 99.60 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
| 9064. | (masoncolemak) | 99.60 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 9065. | Miikka (moelanen) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 9066. | (rekoreko) | 99.60 | 96% | 2016-01-10 |
| 9067. | (uroskrunic2) | 99.60 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 9068. | Kelvin - Colemak (winlost) | 99.59 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 9069. | unknownUser (ayo540) | 99.59 | 97.7% | 2023-09-22 |
| 9070. | (dzlzrd) | 99.59 | 98% | 2013-10-20 |
| 9071. | (tanverrupos) | 99.59 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9072. | (evan819) | 99.59 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| 9073. | cyrenaic (cyrenaic) | 99.59 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 9074. | Struuly (wtfstruuly) | 99.59 | 95% | 2013-06-27 |
| 9075. | stupefaction (stupefaction) | 99.59 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 9076. | (aravinth97) | 99.58 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9077. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 99.58 | 96% | 2014-04-27 |
| 9078. | panacotta (panacotta) | 99.58 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9079. | (reeeeeeeeee3) | 99.58 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 9080. | QUICKclacker (quickclacker) | 99.58 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 9081. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 99.58 | 98% | 2016-07-08 |
| 9082. | Khurram (bismillah786pk) | 99.58 | 99% | 2011-07-09 |
| 9083. | Kyle (phlawless) | 99.57 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 9084. | (sylptic) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9085. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 99.57 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 9086. | (midget_spinner) | 99.57 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9087. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 99.57 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
| 9088. | (deece531) | 99.57 | 93% | 2013-04-02 |
| 9089. | (menace101) | 99.56 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |