Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5498. | Thuc (tpwiz4) | 97.45 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 5499. | BasilStag (jasonpan12) | 97.45 | 87% | 2012-09-23 |
| 5500. | Mike (ropecoach) | 97.44 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 5501. | Tyler (catothedk) | 97.44 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5502. | Michael (nickelbaggins) | 97.44 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5503. | anotherbreakfastwithyou (an... | 97.44 | 100% | 2011-10-09 |
| 5504. | KongVn (boklettuce) | 97.43 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5505. | Joe (clauser) | 97.43 | 94% | 2013-06-14 |
| 5506. | Martin (therealmartin) | 97.43 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5507. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 97.43 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5508. | Emily (milay68) | 97.43 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 5509. | (thegumbygoliath) | 97.43 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 5510. | running2track (running2track) | 97.42 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 5511. | Nick (halfchainsaw) | 97.42 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 5512. | Adéla (adela29) | 97.42 | 97% | 2022-10-16 |
| 5513. | Hopps (hoppstwo) | 97.42 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 5514. | Quick (quick_fix) | 97.41 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 5515. | Zach (nordwez) | 97.41 | 94% | 2015-05-04 |
| 5516. | Christopher (mrcat) | 97.41 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 5517. | Joshua (the3point14) | 97.40 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 5518. | Anthony (sl0w) | 97.40 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 5519. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 97.40 | 97% | 2014-01-23 |
| 5520. | M (myles_jb) | 97.39 | 95.8% | 2023-07-02 |
| 5521. | Slow (i_type_so_slow) | 97.39 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 5522. | Johnny (wilfulatrophy) | 97.39 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 5523. | Andreiqwer (andreiqwer) | 97.38 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5524. | Scania (scania730) | 97.38 | 92% | 2012-09-01 |
| 5525. | Richard (jorimi) | 97.37 | 100% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5526. | Jeong Min (shadertheboi) | 97.37 | 98% | 2015-07-28 |
| 5527. | Speedy (flux2k) | 97.36 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |