I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11092. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 84.00 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 11093. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 84.00 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| 11094. | Jacob (theapplesarecoming) | 84.00 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 11095. | jolly1joel (aabossboy) | 83.99 | 98.2% | 2024-08-06 |
| 11096. | SirAlig (siralig) | 83.99 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 11097. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 83.99 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 11098. | Bri (bd0509) | 83.98 | 96% | 2023-12-27 |
| 11099. | Jakob (jjrsm2001) | 83.98 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 11100. | Shushker (shushker) | 83.98 | 94% | 2016-07-06 |
| 11101. | صنديد (sundid) | 83.98 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11102. | cool (thenarwhal1) | 83.97 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 11103. | Nabeel (nabeelz) | 83.97 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 11104. | David (dazzlethc) | 83.97 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 11105. | omaha_typist (omaha_typist) | 83.96 | 97% | 2025-06-17 |
| 11106. | march (aarchmapril) | 83.96 | 97.6% | 2024-07-29 |
| 11107. | Sam (samjm) | 83.95 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11108. | Draykien (draykcyndrak) | 83.94 | 98% | 2023-12-24 |
| 11109. | Ethan (queuequeueqq) | 83.94 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 11110. | Austin (drifter22) | 83.93 | 93% | 2018-08-22 |
| 11111. | mohammed (helmy763) | 83.93 | 96.9% | 2025-02-13 |
| 11112. | velano (velano__) | 83.93 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11113. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 83.93 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 11114. | Jack (jack_tran04) | 83.93 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 11115. | Soup (k2824262) | 83.93 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
| 11116. | MarkyMark (llcss) | 83.92 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 11117. | f1_racer (f1_racer_car) | 83.92 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 11118. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 83.92 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 11119. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 83.92 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
| 11120. | Marcin (marzelin) | 83.92 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| 11121. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 83.92 | 99% | 2017-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |