The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11248. | J.C. (itsjcguti) | 98.25 | 91% | 2014-05-23 |
| 11249. | Alex (screwattack44) | 98.24 | 99% | 2018-01-14 |
| 11250. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 98.24 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 11251. | Erin Erin Erin (vanhammersly) | 98.24 | 87% | 2014-07-03 |
| 11252. | antifragile (antifragile) | 98.24 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 11253. | LIn En-Hsiang (iamovid) | 98.24 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 11254. | Just (justvomit) | 98.24 | 98% | 2013-07-21 |
| 11255. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 98.24 | 99% | 2013-07-29 |
| 11256. | Julian (juliansmile) | 98.23 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11257. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 98.23 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 11258. | bicboi (maggs09) | 98.23 | 96% | 2013-04-25 |
| 11259. | Lucas (praizze) | 98.23 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 11260. | Eli (uvafan) | 98.23 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11261. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 98.23 | 98% | 2016-05-12 |
| 11262. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 98.23 | 98% | 2013-10-25 |
| 11263. | William (bnuldun) | 98.23 | 99% | 2016-01-06 |
| 11264. | Shxkoi (shxkoi) | 98.22 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 11265. | Brandon (queby) | 98.22 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 11266. | King (kingcrumple) | 98.22 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 11267. | steve (steve238) | 98.22 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 11268. | govind (djgovins) | 98.22 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 11269. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 98.22 | 99% | 2018-01-25 |
| 11270. | Bookspinner (bookspinner) | 98.22 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 11271. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 98.22 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 11272. | Oxey (oxey_was_taken_smh) | 98.21 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11273. | TJ (tjasmus) | 98.21 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 11274. | Who said you had to be good... | 98.21 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 11275. | Manzur (manzur) | 98.21 | 98% | 2015-03-22 |
| 11276. | Luke (invertedtree) | 98.20 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 11277. | zeeee (zeeebra) | 98.20 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |