The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9653. | Apathos (apathosss) | 89.31 | 97.8% | 2024-09-22 |
| 9654. | Dylan (merrythought) | 89.31 | 95% | 2011-09-16 |
| 9655. | Luthian (littlequints) | 89.31 | 97% | 2016-03-14 |
| 9656. | 1834 (busey) | 89.31 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 9657. | can_i_kinesis (can_i_kinesis) | 89.30 | 98.3% | 2024-06-10 |
| 9658. | noob (cyb3r_anarch) | 89.30 | 96.9% | 2023-12-23 |
| 9659. | Ja (zentojamorn) | 89.30 | 97% | 2024-11-17 |
| 9660. | Shivesh (neat_typist) | 89.29 | 98% | 2025-04-02 |
| 9661. | SPEEEED (kqhmaoerqnjgmfbpeh... | 89.29 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 9662. | Harry (cocoonut) | 89.29 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 9663. | me_irl (tedtypes) | 89.29 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 9664. | Bryan (bryangomarga) | 89.29 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9665. | reale (reale) | 89.29 | 97% | 2012-08-25 |
| 9666. | gchenstephen (gchenstephen) | 89.29 | 99% | 2018-01-01 |
| 9667. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 89.28 | 99% | 2024-08-07 |
| 9668. | anup (anuphunt) | 89.28 | 97% | 2014-02-10 |
| 9669. | Hakkin (hakkin39) | 89.27 | 98% | 2024-11-28 |
| 9670. | J (typefacej) | 89.27 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 9671. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 89.27 | 97.2% | 2023-06-10 |
| 9672. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 89.27 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 9673. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 89.27 | 97% | 2017-03-05 |
| 9674. | Bluefire (bluefire828) | 89.27 | 97.6% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9675. | [AhK] Jorge Luiz (santosjl22) | 89.27 | 96% | 2015-03-16 |
| 9676. | Matt (quate) | 89.27 | 98% | 2012-09-10 |
| 9677. | Dae (daedrax) | 89.26 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 9678. | Kyle (sbm66) | 89.26 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
| 9679. | Samii Shabuse (shatyper) | 89.26 | 95% | 2025-10-02 |
| 9680. | Ahnaf (ahnaf75) | 89.26 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9681. | Aleksandar (alexg2003) | 89.26 | 97% | 2024-09-02 |
| 9682. | THE KID (nschattner) | 89.26 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |