Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3683. | Eric (majesticmushroom) | 62.40 | 94% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3684. | onel (onel11) | 62.40 | 94% | 2018-09-10 |
| 3685. | NewKeyboard (sweatypancakes) | 62.39 | 95% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3686. | Zachary (glovesave74) | 62.38 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 3687. | Timothy (noma624) | 62.37 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 3688. | (dafler) | 62.36 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3689. | Martin (rocket1018) | 62.34 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 3690. | Borislav Nonquit (borislav) | 62.33 | 94% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3691. | aleX (waisa) | 62.33 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 3692. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 62.32 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3693. | Check (checkmunza) | 62.32 | 93% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3694. | ANKUSH (ankushdec5) | 62.31 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 3695. | Xun (zhuxun2) | 62.30 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 3696. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 62.28 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 3697. | ayush (orange_master) | 62.28 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3698. | Angga (angganaro) | 62.26 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 3699. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 62.25 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 3700. | jake (000000000007) | 62.24 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3701. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 62.22 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 3702. | David (cmagic_f) | 62.21 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3703. | David (psfmer) | 62.19 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3704. | Geoff (geoffboy0609) | 62.19 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3705. | Filip (sodic) | 62.18 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 3706. | Lydia (lydia111695) | 62.16 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 3707. | Elvinas (elvi0p) | 62.15 | 94% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3708. | Brock (k0gu) | 62.13 | 95% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3709. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3710. | Nicolas (skinny13timmy) | 62.08 | 94% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3711. | Maciek (macio747) | 62.06 | 97% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3712. | Sword (p150004) | 62.06 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |