So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14538. | (turbo360) | 76.77 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 14539. | (paperpack) | 76.77 | — | 2009-02-12 |
| 14540. | EFFORTLS (ephortless) | 76.76 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 14541. | (alexm35644) | 76.76 | 97.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 14542. | (vvv44) | 76.76 | 90% | 2015-02-04 |
| 14543. | Chris (jubeilicious) | 76.76 | 87% | 2014-12-29 |
| 14544. | (smr64) | 76.76 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
| 14545. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 76.76 | 93% | 2012-10-28 |
| 14546. | ThPh (thph) | 76.75 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 14547. | Pax (qmk2k) | 76.75 | 95% | 2020-09-16 |
| 14548. | (bachn) | 76.75 | 93% | 2012-04-24 |
| 14549. | (previouslol) | 76.75 | 92% | 2022-06-30 |
| 14550. | (juanimels) | 76.75 | 95% | 2022-08-25 |
| 14551. | (mayne) | 76.75 | 98% | 2014-01-18 |
| 14552. | Jo (kazekidou) | 76.75 | 95% | 2013-02-19 |
| 14553. | (happleby) | 76.75 | 98% | 2012-02-05 |
| 14554. | (okidokitty) | 76.74 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 14555. | (trowadeath) | 76.74 | 90% | 2012-11-01 |
| 14556. | (fisher25) | 76.74 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 14557. | (moosic) | 76.74 | 96.9% | 2023-09-20 |
| 14558. | null (qbasic) | 76.74 | 93% | 2014-08-13 |
| 14559. | Billy (wwang0430) | 76.74 | 90% | 2016-12-10 |
| 14560. | (bzl456) | 76.73 | 94.3% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14561. | (fluffymikeb) | 76.73 | 95% | 2012-06-22 |
| 14562. | (darkforce101) | 76.73 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 14563. | Zhang (ashneogoh) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 14564. | (marcopolo6263) | 76.73 | 92% | 2013-03-11 |
| 14565. | (marzelin) | 76.73 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 14566. | (haskellelephant) | 76.73 | 96% | 2012-10-31 |
| 14567. | Anik (eternatus) | 76.72 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |