See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5071. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 97.15 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 5072. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 97.14 | 97.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 5073. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 97.13 | 98% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5074. | omejeyo (omejeyo) | 97.12 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 5075. | ZI TENG (chanziteng) | 97.12 | 98.9% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5076. | TypingNoob (markzuck1395) | 97.12 | 97.7% | 2024-09-27 |
| 5077. | Mahdi (sick0speed) | 97.11 | 97.1% | 2023-12-31 |
| 5078. | Felix (kognise) | 97.11 | 97.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 5079. | goat (icantype_gud) | 97.11 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5080. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 97.10 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5081. | John (molotov5) | 97.10 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5082. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 97.10 | 96.5% | 2025-02-12 |
| 5083. | Mandem (madem) | 97.10 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5084. | Tach (apppple) | 97.10 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5085. | Philius (phi1ius) | 97.09 | 95% | 2025-03-04 |
| 5086. | Anthony (agl80) | 97.09 | 98.8% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5087. | james (lejames23) | 97.08 | 100% | 2020-08-30 |
| 5088. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 97.08 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 5089. | Mads (pythonmilk) | 97.08 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5090. | Manjrnm (manjrnm) | 97.08 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| 5091. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 97.08 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5092. | storm (physically) | 97.08 | 98% | 2024-06-30 |
| 5093. | Peter (ch9cken) | 97.06 | 98% | 2022-02-21 |
| 5094. | Mongoabe (mongoabe) | 97.05 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 5095. | Berosta (berosta) | 97.05 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 5096. | Theo (smuox) | 97.05 | 97.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 5097. | Julian (juliansmile) | 97.04 | 99.2% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5098. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 97.03 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 5099. | KW (kiawa88) | 97.03 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 5100. | aoeu (proportional) | 97.03 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |