Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2302. | casfrank (casfrank) | 45.81 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 2303. | Potate (potatocloud) | 45.79 | 93% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2304. | Persov (persov) | 45.72 | 96% | 2019-01-30 |
| 2305. | khei (ylllghtnng) | 45.66 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 2306. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 45.64 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 2307. | Pumas (pumasbro) | 45.63 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
| 2308. | Hamza (lasthamzastanding) | 45.63 | 92% | 2019-06-15 |
| 2309. | shailendra (shailendraji) | 45.59 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2310. | Lance (lancer99) | 45.59 | 94% | 2017-07-26 |
| 2311. | JK (ettanin) | 45.54 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 2312. | Kieran (kezp96) | 45.54 | 93% | 2019-02-19 |
| 2313. | xd (palmate) | 45.50 | 95% | 2020-01-24 |
| 2314. | Ahsan (ahsanba) | 45.35 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
| 2315. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 45.30 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 2316. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 45.21 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2317. | dani (danisirico) | 45.20 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 2318. | pyth0x (pyth0x) | 45.18 | 93% | 2018-09-29 |
| 2319. | Noushad (noushadkhan1994) | 45.14 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 2320. | Shviraj (shivrajwabale) | 45.13 | 93% | 2018-11-18 |
| 2321. | Ilhas (arquipelago) | 45.07 | 95% | 2018-07-15 |
| 2322. | Roberto (ytryy) | 45.05 | 94% | 2019-01-26 |
| 2323. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 45.04 | 95% | 2019-09-04 |
| 2324. | Figo (skinnylegend) | 45.03 | 100% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2325. | al_on_pc (al_on_pc) | 44.96 | 93% | 2019-03-13 |
| 2326. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 44.77 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2327. | Vaneet (vaneetdhiman) | 44.67 | 96% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2328. | Jonathan (bowlcutboy) | 44.61 | 95% | 2018-02-24 |
| 2329. | NamhomEG (namhomeg) | 44.50 | 93% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2330. | Jonathan (cptusopp) | 44.50 | 94% | 2019-03-17 |
| 2331. | kosta (edc654) | 44.30 | 96% | 2017-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |