Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 947. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 100.24 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 948. | bvckspvce (slowracerx) | 100.23 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 949. | Mew (mw46) | 100.22 | 99% | 2018-08-21 |
| 950. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 100.16 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 951. | choco (chocolateblocks) | 100.13 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 952. | jonny (jlun23) | 100.13 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 953. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 100.12 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 954. | Lester (lesterfan) | 100.08 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 955. | Fish (fish753) | 100.08 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 956. | quipo (quipo) | 100.06 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 957. | Trent (uninterested) | 100.05 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 958. | Amelia (ahmillzah) | 100.05 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 959. | Czar (czarlol) | 100.05 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 960. | R (rhinousc) | 100.01 | 99% | 2018-05-23 |
| 961. | D (dmaulish) | 99.94 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 962. | Justin (suhjune123) | 99.93 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 963. | Brandon (bqn0309) | 99.92 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 964. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 99.92 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 965. | Low (tortin286) | 99.91 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 966. | Guest (cwong) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 967. | Liu (liusbl) | 99.88 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 968. | ⛓️ EPSTEIN COURT DOCS (... | 99.88 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 969. | Jabileu (viktthor666) | 99.87 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 970. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 99.87 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 971. | daneil (piggasauwus) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 972. | pasha (pashatoper) | 99.82 | 97% | 2018-10-21 |
| 973. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 99.81 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 974. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 99.76 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 975. | nick (nickderp) | 99.71 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 976. | Sean (changomango) | 99.68 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |