As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17877. | Radamel (thecaomonster) | 65.87 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
| 17878. | Tuomo J. (lohko) | 65.86 | 86% | 2016-08-05 |
| 17879. | Alex (awtpi314) | 65.86 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 17880. | Rasmus (rasbiehl) | 65.86 | 96% | 2017-08-20 |
| 17881. | tam (tamraincoat) | 65.86 | 90% | 2015-04-08 |
| 17882. | Langsam (allez) | 65.86 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 17883. | abnf (abnf) | 65.85 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 17884. | bob (duelyo) | 65.85 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 17885. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 65.85 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 17886. | GoneRogue (josephlee) | 65.85 | 98% | 2021-08-29 |
| 17887. | Arch (melowdic_) | 65.85 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 17888. | Maccy (amaccy) | 65.85 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 17889. | Raman (rshant) | 65.85 | 96% | 2016-06-28 |
| 17890. | Sp (racer_23) | 65.84 | 96.9% | 2024-08-02 |
| 17891. | Shivam (shivam_143) | 65.84 | 98% | 2021-07-08 |
| 17892. | Josh (joshmorgan) | 65.84 | 95% | 2021-03-27 |
| 17893. | Tommy (pyetzu) | 65.83 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 17894. | Sejer (sejert) | 65.83 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17895. | Samuel (aidoo) | 65.83 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 17896. | Karn (robbiepit) | 65.83 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
| 17897. | Jeff (onlygoodhooks) | 65.82 | 93% | 2016-02-28 |
| 17898. | Marcos (elchindi) | 65.82 | 97.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17899. | Kim (rsoler) | 65.82 | 97.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17900. | Kewal (kewal4ever) | 65.82 | 91% | 2015-04-04 |
| 17901. | UpATree (upatree) | 65.82 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 17902. | Jacob (jgonzalez731) | 65.82 | 90% | 2017-04-19 |
| 17903. | tstats[totet] (totet) | 65.81 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 17904. | rohan (rhaniyr) | 65.81 | 95% | 2021-04-03 |
| 17905. | Alex (alexruben) | 65.81 | 93% | 2016-01-10 |
| 17906. | pro (promarvlen) | 65.80 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |