So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6681. | Lois (loislane78) | 93.78 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 6682. | Mike (blitzsiege) | 93.77 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 6683. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 93.77 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 6684. | Fname (draksis) | 93.77 | 92% | 2014-12-27 |
| 6685. | zenitH (zenithhh) | 93.76 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 6686. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 6687. | sheep (theonesheep) | 93.76 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 6688. | Antonio (balusus96) | 93.75 | 94% | 2016-06-09 |
| 6689. | Kaleidoscope (kaleidoscope) | 93.75 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 6690. | Henry (henryroo) | 93.74 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
| 6691. | Slowpez (mr_slowpez) | 93.74 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 6692. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 93.74 | 99% | 2018-12-19 |
| 6693. | Bo (bowelz) | 93.74 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 6694. | Jon (jonowright) | 93.73 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 6695. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 93.73 | 88% | 2016-06-02 |
| 6696. | Ryan (wow963) | 93.73 | 95% | 2013-09-21 |
| 6697. | Kyle (kylrth) | 93.72 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 6698. | Addison (hypos) | 93.72 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 6699. | Crazy (crazycolorz5) | 93.72 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6700. | W (weswanders) | 93.72 | 95% | 2012-12-07 |
| 6701. | pwnflakes (pwnflakes) | 93.72 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 6702. | Jared (leopardstripes) | 93.71 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 6703. | Chris (pr1m3) | 93.71 | 97% | 2016-08-30 |
| 6704. | Marlon (mosquitov) | 93.71 | — | 2009-04-15 |
| 6705. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 93.70 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 6706. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 93.70 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 6707. | Mike (eggtuary) | 93.70 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 6708. | Cort (cortellolol) | 93.69 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 6709. | Eric (rickby) | 93.69 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 6710. | universallegend22 (universa... | 93.69 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |