I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14605. | Nepps (nepps) | 76.54 | 98.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 14606. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 76.54 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14607. | abs0lutz3r0c007 (abs0lutz3r... | 76.54 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 14608. | Bacon (bacon_waffles) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 14609. | cant_stop (wont_stop) | 76.54 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 14610. | Juan (oduk) | 76.54 | 96% | 2017-04-17 |
| 14611. | spring (springlane) | 76.54 | 95% | 2018-10-15 |
| 14612. | Alpha (pantomime) | 76.54 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 14613. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 76.54 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14614. | Rafat Rashid (im_rahi) | 76.54 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 14615. | |||||| (admiraljmp1) | 76.53 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14616. | Dmitriy (wenkaler) | 76.53 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 14617. | Zeep (zeeppt) | 76.53 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 14618. | niCey (ahmadnicey) | 76.53 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 14619. | Sir (sirshrek69) | 76.53 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
| 14620. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 76.53 | 95% | 2016-04-22 |
| 14621. | Madeline (bozo1233) | 76.52 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 14622. | Yeraly (yeraly_) | 76.52 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 14623. | khalil (khalilfa) | 76.52 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14624. | Benson (entivia) | 76.52 | 95% | 2017-12-25 |
| 14625. | Wyatt (pw2win) | 76.52 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 14626. | Fortress (wolvesareop) | 76.52 | 93% | 2016-08-09 |
| 14627. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 76.52 | 98% | 2016-06-02 |
| 14628. | cmi2008 (cmi_2008) | 76.51 | 96% | 2025-03-24 |
| 14629. | thebigfloppa (thebigfloppa) | 76.51 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14630. | nomin (nomiin) | 76.51 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14631. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 76.51 | 94.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 14632. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 76.50 | 98% | 2025-09-10 |
| 14633. | Ghost (ghost_4134) | 76.50 | 97% | 2025-06-20 |
| 14634. | Man (smortman) | 76.50 | 96.3% | 2024-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |