The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23792. | Khoa (vhvkhoa) | 70.01 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 23793. | Caffeinated Beaver (mark_ro... | 70.00 | 97% | 2025-05-12 |
| 23794. | BasedScott (basedscott) | 70.00 | 97.4% | 2025-01-18 |
| 23795. | Pl1nkers (pl1nkers) | 70.00 | 95% | 2024-07-20 |
| 23796. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 23797. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 23798. | Darth (darkvader1988) | 70.00 | 98.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 23799. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 70.00 | 95% | 2024-09-22 |
| 23800. | toe (toeknee123) | 70.00 | 94.7% | 2025-04-28 |
| 23801. | Ian (iantu) | 70.00 | 94.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 23802. | Robert (lowestlow) | 70.00 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 23803. | Drei (johnandredeleon) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 23804. | Do Dat (itzdatmc) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 23805. | Michelle (mzpinkygirl21) | 70.00 | 93% | 2011-06-08 |
| 23806. | Paweł (p_a_w_m) | 70.00 | 96% | 2013-04-07 |
| 23807. | gost (akasyh) | 70.00 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 23808. | NIndgabeet (nindgabeet) | 69.99 | 97.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 23809. | Pontus (bondi) | 69.99 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 23810. | Sir Ser III (puugz) | 69.99 | 97% | 2024-04-16 |
| 23811. | Bee (beevekmgrz) | 69.99 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 23812. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 69.99 | 96.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 23813. | Nathaniel (nathanie) | 69.98 | 96.2% | 2024-01-04 |
| 23814. | Mark (sirmarksalot) | 69.98 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 23815. | Kalo (kalo) | 69.98 | 87% | 2015-06-21 |
| 23816. | t (timorgilad) | 69.98 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 23817. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 69.98 | 97% | 2015-05-20 |
| 23818. | jinx (arcane_jinx) | 69.97 | 96% | 2025-02-16 |
| 23819. | jaboyjj (jaboyjj) | 69.97 | 96.5% | 2023-12-07 |
| 23820. | AΞGIR (xaegir) | 69.97 | 94.9% | 2023-12-29 |
| 23821. | Maximas (gleip) | 69.97 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |