I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10698. | SideSky (sidesky) | 84.19 | 95.5% | 2025-02-25 |
| 10699. | shadyan (shadyan) | 84.19 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10700. | F. (yrebainahs) | 84.19 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 10701. | bbydino (bbydino) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 10702. | Max (dreclya) | 84.18 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 10703. | Colin (zedster159) | 84.18 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10704. | tudorica1 (tudorel1234) | 84.18 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 10705. | Free Palestine (chaoticorder) | 84.18 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 10706. | punit (thakelatyper) | 84.18 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 10707. | ws (wdsyywd) | 84.18 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 10708. | Ty (variicola_not_pneumoniae) | 84.18 | 98% | 2019-08-31 |
| 10709. | Daniel (macguffinstv) | 84.17 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 10710. | Joey (germslol) | 84.17 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 10711. | uwu (serashkut) | 84.16 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 10712. | Alex (alxtyl) | 84.16 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10713. | Claude (claudiel19) | 84.16 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 10714. | Timofey (t1m0n) | 84.15 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 10715. | Raja (mmahmoodh) | 84.15 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10716. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 84.15 | 99% | 2020-01-15 |
| 10717. | Syd (iamsopark) | 84.15 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 10718. | Hal (hals11) | 84.15 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 10719. | Zachary (purepower) | 84.15 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 10720. | icosaedru (achimia) | 84.15 | 100% | 2018-07-23 |
| 10721. | averagajoeracer (averagajoe... | 84.14 | 97% | 2025-08-19 |
| 10722. | m&m (egyz) | 84.14 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 10723. | Was 30WPM (leaningtohomerow) | 84.14 | 98% | 2019-11-17 |
| 10724. | qwerty (qwerty894) | 84.14 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 10725. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 84.14 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10726. | Varun (ntpofficial) | 84.14 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 10727. | James (mirdan) | 84.13 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |