The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11822. | ada (sadness03) | 85.74 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 11823. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 85.74 | 94% | 2016-03-29 |
| 11824. | Amjo324 (amjo324) | 85.74 | 97% | 2011-06-01 |
| 11825. | Pranav (pranavk) | 85.73 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 11826. | Rat (ryuki1945) | 85.73 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11827. | Bruce (milothatch) | 85.73 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 11828. | Henry (grrpuretwo) | 85.73 | 96% | 2012-12-11 |
| 11829. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 85.72 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11830. | Mazze (shadyone) | 85.72 | 96% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11831. | Ora Ora (eddyyang2003) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 11832. | asdf (rushlync) | 85.72 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 11833. | BoBon (bonbon) | 85.72 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 11834. | Alex (peinful) | 85.72 | 95% | 2013-03-09 |
| 11835. | Guest (nextelement) | 85.72 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11836. | cwccc (khjhs8062) | 85.72 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 11837. | jimz (california00jk) | 85.72 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 11838. | KevinVG207 (kevinvg207) | 85.71 | 96% | 2016-06-08 |
| 11839. | Akash (speedy_acj) | 85.71 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11840. | Dylan (thedylan186) | 85.71 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 11841. | fikki (fikki) | 85.71 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 11842. | anguelo (anguelo) | 85.71 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11843. | Ojas (sajo) | 85.71 | 94% | 2015-09-18 |
| 11844. | Michael (punkkoala) | 85.71 | 96% | 2015-08-16 |
| 11845. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 85.70 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 11846. | Button (mhd0) | 85.70 | 98% | 2017-06-04 |
| 11847. | IcyTigris (icytigris) | 85.69 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11848. | Amy (amykookykat) | 85.69 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 11849. | Tom (tommyb) | 85.69 | 97% | 2017-06-07 |
| 11850. | Farzad :{ (farzad) | 85.69 | 91% | 2011-06-29 |
| 11851. | ng (mainsam) | 85.69 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |