Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2801. | Person (relearner) | 109.00 | 100% | 2020-03-02 |
| 2802. | Jonah (workman04) | 108.99 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 2803. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 108.99 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 2804. | Sinkingecstasies (sinkingec... | 108.98 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 2805. | Sai (justnov) | 108.98 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 2806. | Luke (squirreltimee) | 108.97 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 2807. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 108.96 | 100% | 2025-07-14 |
| 2808. | 中学 (randomguyhe) | 108.96 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 2809. | Sean (crazypants27) | 108.96 | 99% | 2020-07-01 |
| 2810. | Smiggy (chillnye) | 108.95 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2811. | Antlocwe (antlocwe) | 108.94 | 97.7% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2812. | Tech (debitcardz) | 108.93 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2813. | chentya (chentyaac) | 108.91 | 99.6% | 2024-03-04 |
| 2814. | Michael (larkorin) | 108.91 | 98.2% | 2023-08-31 |
| 2815. | jack18 (jack18) | 108.90 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 2816. | Ryan (seolyn) | 108.89 | 97% | 2024-12-17 |
| 2817. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 108.88 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2818. | Fopuy (fopuy) | 108.86 | 98.1% | 2024-02-18 |
| 2819. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 108.86 | 100% | 2022-03-06 |
| 2820. | Ronald (primarch) | 108.86 | 99% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2821. | @grok is this true (adreto123) | 108.85 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 2822. | Alejandro_Xx (alejandro_xx) | 108.85 | 97.9% | 2024-07-24 |
| 2823. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 108.84 | 97.9% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2824. | Gerard (gerdperez) | 108.83 | 99.2% | 2024-03-26 |
| 2825. | swng (swng) | 108.83 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 2826. | Jennifer (jf07) | 108.82 | 98.2% | 2024-04-06 |
| 2827. | Christopher (christyperacer) | 108.81 | 97.5% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2828. | Dylan (holdyl) | 108.81 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 2829. | d (heavystorm13) | 108.81 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 2830. | William (jitoyo) | 108.80 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |