So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5192. | Steve (steve_hong_the_best) | 98.45 | 94% | 2017-01-05 |
| 5193. | David (david_kuznetsov) | 98.44 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 5194. | Paul (hoket) | 98.44 | 90% | 2015-03-14 |
| 5195. | salortammie (salortam) | 98.43 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 5196. | Jenn (jenn_ahn) | 98.43 | 95.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 5197. | Kayleigh (kaybr) | 98.43 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 5198. | Leopold FC660M (sech) | 98.43 | 92% | 2014-02-05 |
| 5199. | Ben (pasta12) | 98.43 | 98% | 2015-06-04 |
| 5200. | Jennifer (jwintersgill) | 98.43 | 96% | 2016-02-04 |
| 5201. | Rai (fisheko) | 98.41 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 5202. | Urin (crazzywak) | 98.41 | 92% | 2015-08-16 |
| 5203. | darius (dxriuzs) | 98.40 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5204. | Jacob (jl99) | 98.40 | 98% | 2013-03-16 |
| 5205. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 98.39 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 5206. | xSora (xsora) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 5207. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5208. | Marcel (preit) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 5209. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
| 5210. | Howard (howardpx2016) | 98.38 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 5211. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 98.38 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 5212. | SKTom (sktom) | 98.37 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 5213. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 98.36 | 97.7% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5214. | Deborah the (deborahthedest... | 98.36 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 5215. | Alper (alper2good) | 98.36 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 5216. | Nick (xsagacious) | 98.36 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 5217. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 98.36 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5218. | imnotArt (winthenet) | 98.35 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
| 5219. | notdallas (jjthot) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5220. | Saito (saito) | 98.35 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 5221. | CollagenMaxxingIncel (colla... | 98.34 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |