You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1903. | Werry (werrykang) | 75.67 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1904. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 75.58 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
| 1905. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 75.53 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1906. | Jerry (jernjej) | 75.51 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1907. | Jonathan (panicmanic) | 75.49 | 96% | 2018-09-21 |
| 1908. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 75.47 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 1909. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 75.39 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1910. | Sanile (leemas) | 75.37 | 95% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1911. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 75.36 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 1912. | Grape (plrplrplr12345) | 75.35 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1913. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 75.35 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 1914. | Stephen (stephenlawrence) | 75.33 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1915. | e (ex21424) | 75.31 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1916. | Badik (badic) | 75.28 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1917. | Dog acc (vick02) | 75.28 | 95% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1918. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 75.25 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 1919. | Hung (psucoder) | 75.24 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 1920. | James2 (james372) | 75.23 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 1921. | Christian (chrixsi) | 75.21 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 1922. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 75.17 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1923. | Argon (argon273) | 75.17 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 1924. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 75.17 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1925. | Chopsticks (glasschopsticks) | 75.12 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 1926. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 75.09 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1927. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 75.05 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1928. | Ben (01ben10) | 75.01 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1929. | Rob (aftershock7) | 75.01 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 1930. | Nichole (nboise) | 75.00 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 1931. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 74.96 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1932. | JuggleBoy (oceanfire4) | 74.95 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |