As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10891. | plumbus (1tacocat1) | 81.27 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 10892. | Liam (kodlaken) | 81.27 | 90% | 2016-05-07 |
| 10893. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 81.27 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 10894. | Hetz (this_is_hetz) | 81.26 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 10895. | ethan (ethanbakerdowdell) | 81.26 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
| 10896. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 81.26 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10897. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 81.26 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 10898. | V (honen) | 81.26 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 10899. | patrick (iaminarush) | 81.26 | 92% | 2016-03-10 |
| 10900. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 81.25 | 95% | 2015-10-23 |
| 10901. | Even (luxo333) | 81.25 | 97% | 2024-09-29 |
| 10902. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 81.25 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10903. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 10904. | Parsa (parsal) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 10905. | Michael (kedalg) | 81.25 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 10906. | Jona (jona8850) | 81.25 | 98% | 2022-11-04 |
| 10907. | Prithvi (psprithvi) | 81.24 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10908. | User (redytedy) | 81.24 | 97% | 2015-06-25 |
| 10909. | Annabelle (anuhbell) | 81.24 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| 10910. | ohare (ohare) | 81.23 | 96% | 2024-12-06 |
| 10911. | Yakov (yakovdabeast) | 81.23 | 95% | 2024-04-11 |
| 10912. | Kelfino (kelfino) | 81.23 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 10913. | Be (be_wise) | 81.23 | 93% | 2017-02-14 |
| 10914. | Bryan (bkjin01) | 81.23 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 10915. | prometheus (prometheus00) | 81.22 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10916. | Abhinav (brainstorm56) | 81.22 | 94.8% | 2023-08-26 |
| 10917. | Tom Lukas (gbjerke) | 81.22 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10918. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 81.22 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 10919. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 81.22 | 97% | 2025-03-22 |
| 10920. | szarvas (nomenestomen) | 81.22 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |