So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27977. | Kevin (kevinwihriala) | 55.35 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
| 27978. | ty (babygyrlty) | 55.35 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| 27979. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 55.35 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
| 27980. | Shafiul (shafi1258) | 55.34 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 27981. | Sam (vynsta) | 55.34 | 90% | 2016-09-25 |
| 27982. | m (mawcks) | 55.34 | 94% | 2018-04-21 |
| 27983. | Shravan (infernosloth) | 55.34 | 96.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 27984. | Rohit (rmguttal) | 55.34 | 89% | 2014-10-04 |
| 27985. | Pathak (pathak_sahab) | 55.33 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 27986. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 55.33 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 27987. | vircatro (vircatro) | 55.33 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 27988. | Scott (sportsjenkins) | 55.33 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 27989. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.33 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 27990. | Charles (snarls_charles) | 55.32 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 27991. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 55.32 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27992. | Cherry (boboo321) | 55.32 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 27993. | Hermann (pseudex) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 27994. | Nitish (nitishdiwakar) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
| 27995. | Braden (bradenp2) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 27996. | Kayson (mnemonicaa) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 27997. | Wael (wael) | 55.31 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 27998. | Muhammad (hafizishaq) | 55.31 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 27999. | spiros (spiros) | 55.31 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
| 28000. | Jordan (peanut81494) | 55.31 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28001. | Divyanshu (dev064) | 55.30 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
| 28002. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 55.30 | 91% | 2015-05-26 |
| 28003. | Ashok (rayeu) | 55.30 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
| 28004. | Luke (lhauflin) | 55.30 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28005. | JAI SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH (di... | 55.29 | 100% | 2023-07-15 |
| 28006. | Alin (alinsteve) | 55.29 | 97% | 2023-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |