I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8104. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 90.81 | 92% | 2017-02-02 |
| 8105. | Louis (loucru1) | 90.80 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 8106. | Mishel (holosight) | 90.80 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 8107. | Steven (xdstephano) | 90.79 | 99% | 2025-01-06 |
| 8108. | Ryan (ryanwalterg) | 90.79 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8109. | Jay (eradekator) | 90.79 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 8110. | neno (nenobid428) | 90.78 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 8111. | LLY (louispy) | 90.78 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 8112. | Jay-jay (toliits) | 90.77 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 8113. | Danny Lee (sneakyboi169) | 90.77 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 8114. | Jacob (rath130) | 90.77 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 8115. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 90.77 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 8116. | S (tengaku) | 90.76 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 8117. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 90.76 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 8118. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 90.76 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8119. | Marcus (mb_2001) | 90.76 | 97% | 2023-07-09 |
| 8120. | Srinivas (badash1994) | 90.75 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 8121. | Istana (przz3) | 90.75 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 8122. | I don't make me wonder... (... | 90.75 | 94.3% | 2024-08-29 |
| 8123. | Dev (darkpi) | 90.75 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 8124. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 90.75 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 8125. | Li (libung) | 90.75 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 8126. | gupta (gupta01) | 90.75 | 98% | 2017-03-13 |
| 8127. | xd (palmate) | 90.74 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8128. | Nik (nikwillorstuff) | 90.74 | 94% | 2018-03-02 |
| 8129. | Kunjal (kkunjals) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-07-19 |
| 8130. | Epoch (epochisepic) | 90.73 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| 8131. | Froody (froody129) | 90.72 | 97.4% | 2024-03-20 |
| 8132. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 90.72 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 8133. | Questt (questtlee) | 90.72 | 97.1% | 2025-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |