I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9062. | Mr. (mrasp) | 88.22 | 96.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 9063. | Max (max_pinc) | 88.22 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 9064. | IsiDeIncognito (isideincogn... | 88.21 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 9065. | Alvarus (alvaruss) | 88.21 | 96.5% | 2025-02-01 |
| 9066. | Jellybean (jojo00vvv) | 88.21 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 9067. | jong (jonggo) | 88.21 | 98% | 2024-08-12 |
| 9068. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 88.21 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 9069. | Dilan (dil15) | 88.21 | 99% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9070. | Mor (morti_20) | 88.21 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 9071. | Rosalyn (raisetheroof) | 88.21 | 97.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9072. | Victor (vctrku1) | 88.21 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 9073. | Harsh (mamant) | 88.21 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 9074. | Jack (jfragg) | 88.20 | 97.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9075. | gost (akasyh) | 88.20 | 97.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9076. | TheoPhysicist (theophysicist) | 88.20 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 9077. | carleel (menamesringo) | 88.20 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 9078. | I'm Only Human After All (y... | 88.19 | 95% | 2024-04-05 |
| 9079. | Martin (ma_artintyperacer) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9080. | Action Kamen (stucks) | 88.19 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 9081. | nilansh (pralaya) | 88.19 | 97.1% | 2023-06-10 |
| 9082. | Istana (przz3) | 88.19 | 97.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9083. | Qwerty___ (qwertywpm) | 88.18 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9084. | Harambe (ripharambe) | 88.18 | 95% | 2016-09-13 |
| 9085. | Rrett (rrett) | 88.17 | 99% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9086. | Jonathan (dittopoop) | 88.17 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9087. | Colin (xx_succ_xx) | 88.17 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 9088. | superfasthero100 (superfast... | 88.16 | 94% | 2025-05-14 |
| 9089. | M (taloszero) | 88.16 | 97.3% | 2024-12-10 |
| 9090. | Cuong (cnguyenthien) | 88.16 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 9091. | Leebeeee (onyx12341) | 88.15 | 95.3% | 2025-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |