And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31836. | Pankaj (pankajsinghukc) | 59.92 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 31837. | SpecialGuest (fingersofsteel) | 59.92 | 94% | 2013-06-18 |
| 31838. | Guy (guyjariya) | 59.92 | 94% | 2020-01-19 |
| 31839. | jjj (rising) | 59.92 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 31840. | Christopher (fizzics) | 59.92 | 89% | 2014-11-08 |
| 31841. | Jake (jake360) | 59.91 | 95.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 31842. | shaun (evilclam) | 59.91 | 93% | 2016-10-18 |
| 31843. | Robert (481422) | 59.91 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 31844. | basedBaba (basedbaba) | 59.90 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 31845. | Alfie (alfie_op) | 59.90 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 31846. | Syi (iamsyi) | 59.89 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 31847. | John (happyguy2000) | 59.88 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 31848. | Sassy (taingdavy) | 59.88 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 31849. | uggs (ugo_alo) | 59.88 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 31850. | Judson (jguice13) | 59.88 | 94% | 2020-09-15 |
| 31851. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 59.88 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 31852. | Eric (erickwok297) | 59.87 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 31853. | jana (ravikiranjana) | 59.87 | 89% | 2012-09-04 |
| 31854. | Killuminati (ahmedali25jan) | 59.87 | 98% | 2023-10-29 |
| 31855. | Oscar (boltail3) | 59.87 | 95% | 2014-08-21 |
| 31856. | Jindul (jindul) | 59.87 | 91% | 2012-01-15 |
| 31857. | oProphet (prophet122) | 59.87 | 88% | 2013-08-07 |
| 31858. | shichimi (shichimi) | 59.87 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 31859. | Jason (theyason) | 59.87 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 31860. | Ahmed Ittihad (andy_dufresn... | 59.87 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 31861. | Jaimher (jaimher) | 59.86 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
| 31862. | Enrique (repti) | 59.86 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 31863. | cliff (cilff) | 59.86 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 31864. | Hanchy (hanchyguy) | 59.86 | 93% | 2015-11-30 |
| 31865. | Mihawk (thinhfls) | 59.86 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |