So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12211. | Duckytype-8 (dummy_2) | 81.37 | 99% | 2021-03-27 |
| 12212. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 81.36 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12213. | kieran (gh05tb0yz) | 81.36 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 12214. | Hoby (docdanishphd) | 81.36 | 97% | 2013-06-24 |
| 12215. | Pheresint (pheresint) | 81.36 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 12216. | urmom (urm0mma) | 81.36 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 12217. | Van (umbala_meo) | 81.36 | 97% | 2014-04-19 |
| 12218. | adam (adumyumyum) | 81.35 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12219. | โ๏ธ (orella) | 81.35 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 12220. | Dylan (draxion_) | 81.35 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 12221. | ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ (lanterex) | 81.35 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12222. | LichBaw (lichbaw) | 81.35 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12223. | Hannes (excaligo) | 81.35 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
| 12224. | Knights who until recently ... | 81.35 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 12225. | lemon (lemmings) | 81.35 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 12226. | SpeedTrain (speedtraintyper) | 81.35 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 12227. | Ryan (properplacement31) | 81.34 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 12228. | แ( อกโ อ ส อกโ)แ ... | 81.34 | 97.2% | 2023-10-14 |
| 12229. | 1vlartcepza (azpectralv1) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 12230. | Marcia (monkeyhihi) | 81.34 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
| 12231. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 81.34 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 12232. | stimo (stimo) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 12233. | Megan (mal2012) | 81.34 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
| 12234. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 12235. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 81.33 | 94% | 2022-06-22 |
| 12236. | kirini (j1b1) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12237. | John (johnpaulwb) | 81.33 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12238. | czvzxc (singhap) | 81.33 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 12239. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 81.33 | 92% | 2013-05-31 |
| 12240. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 81.32 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |